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HYPOTHETICAL
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
-WHAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK IF THEY GAVE A DAMN-
•WHO ARE YOU?
-We are a group of students (aged between 16 and 17 as of writing this), who
discovered through a freak accident that we all had a burning desire to create
songs to celebrate certain aspects of life such as Chandler’s baldness
and Parr’s Yellowness.
•WHY THE NAME ‘INCONTHUA’?
-Inconthua is the theoretical name of Mrs. Inns’ imaginary child, and
seemed very appropriate.
•WHO IS MRS. INNS
-Trade secret.
•WHY IN GOD’S NAME IS THERE A WEBSITE DEVOTED
TO THIS?
-Simply so we can get more web space for the wondrous games created by Gareth
and Richard at Bouncing Fox Productions.
Go there, lest you should suffer our wrath and invoke various curses.
•ARE THERE ANY SECRETS OR HIDDEN FEATURES TO THIS ALBUM?
-Yes, lots.
•WHAT IS IT ACTUALLY ABOUT?
-What is the meaning of life? How long is a piece of string? Why is Chandler
bald? The meaning of this album cannot be expressed in words, neither can
it be distorted and contorted to fit the minds of mere mortals like us. The
meaning of Inconthua is as vast as the universe, and as small as a wish; as
prominent as a poppy, and as subtle as a drop in the ocean.
